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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 12:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state, health officials say - KING5.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Paris Baguette: The Korean bakery that wants to make croissants less French - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

What the Spurs will do with the second pick - Pounding The Rock

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

After Losing Their Fortune to Bernie Madoff, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Turn It Around With Real Estate Investments - Yahoo

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

The First in 30 Years: Scientists Discover New Class of Antibiotics - SciTechDaily

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is your best gay fantasy?

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

ILL Is A Survival Horror Game Made By People Who Worked On Longlegs, IT, V/H/S/Beyond, And More - Game Informer

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Brain-region stimulation may ease motor symptoms, study finds - Parkinson's News Today

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after cleaning sinuses with tap water - NBC News

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

We finally may be able to rid the world of mosquitoes. But should we? - The Washington Post

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?